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It’s back!

In Sharing is caring, The BIG stuff on March 3, 2010 at 3:19 am

Earth Hour returns for it’s 3rd year on Saturday, March 27th 2010.

Time for that mass candlelight dinner and party starting 8.30pm :)

It’s not such a hard thing to do, switching off your lights (and a/c, pc/mac, etc etc etc) for an hour, is it? So, what’s stopping you from doing your little part to save the planet?

Vote Earth.

Because you care. Because you can.

A Lie-Detector Robot

In Laughs on August 10, 2009 at 2:57 am

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. “Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.


“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”

“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy.

“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.

“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”

“I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.” The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!” The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair!!!

The 400% Cake

In Laughs, Simple pleasures on August 6, 2009 at 2:39 am

Last week, Sis2 attempted to make her own chocolate cake and asked Sis3 for the recipe she uses. Sis 3 has been making this same cake for so long that she recites it from memory. So off went Sis2 on her choc cake adventure.

When we went over the same night to be her tasting board, Sis3 was amazed that Sis2 managed to get more cakes out of the same recipe than she did. The cakes even puffed up and looked like it was growing a D cup!

After going away and thinking over her recipe again, she realised that she gave Sis2 a wrong measurement. Of course, this caused Sis2 to indignantly proclaim that Sis3 sabotaged her and made her bake a “400% cake”.Lol.

Oh well. Tasted the same to me. And it’s chocolate.

:) a sample of a 100% cake

:) a sample of a 100% cake

Who’d argue about having more chocolate cake??!!!

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