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Swiss Miss

In Uncategorized on March 26, 2009 at 9:17 am

While trying to catch up on world news, I stumbled across this on New York Times. I must say, in all the time I spent living up a serene life in good ol’ Suisse, I never did stumble across any of them nude hikers. I musta been living on the wrong side of them mountains. Darn!

I will say this though, that the article gives a hint of the true nature of the Swiss. Though they may seem a lake of serene, polite, conservative faces, they really are a wild bunch once you get them intoxicated and will show you any (and many) body parts you wish you’d never seen. Really.

Despite that, I surely am missing my little slice of heaven. These pics taken off Flickr of the first little Swiss village I called home will explain why.

The then-CIG campus perched on a mountainside provided stunning views

The then-CIG campus perched on a mountainside provided stunning views

A peek into heaven ... straight out the window of a CIG dorm room

A peek into heaven ... straight out the window of a CIG dorm room

My favourite mode of transport back up from Montreux

My favourite mode of transport back up from Montreux

The little tranquil village of Glion

The little tranquil village of Glion

About A Woman

In Sharing is caring, The small stuff on March 22, 2009 at 9:00 am

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

a youth she’s content to leave behind….


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to
retelling it in her old age….

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

one friend who always makes her laugh… and one who lets her cry…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …

a feeling of control over her destiny.

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

how to fall in love without losing herself.

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without; ruining the friendship..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

when to try harder… and WHEN TO WALK AWAY…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

that she can’t change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

that her childhood may not have been perfect…but its over…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

what s he would and wouldn’t do for love or more…


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

how to live alone… even if she doesn’t like it…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..

whom she can trust,
whom she can’t,
and why she shouldn’t take it personally…


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

where to go…
be it to her best friend’s kitchen table…
or a charming inn in the woods…
when her soul needs soothing…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

what she can and can’t accomplish in a day…
a month…and a year…

Tale of Two Choices

In Sharing is caring, The small stuff on March 20, 2009 at 12:37 pm

What would you do?…..you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:

‘When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection.

Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. ‘Where is the natural order of things in my son?’

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. ‘I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.’

Then he told the following story:

Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, ‘Do you think they’ll let me play?’ I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, ‘We’re losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning I guess he can be on our team and we’ll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.’

Shay struggled over to the team’s bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.

helping hand

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay’s team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.

In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay’s team scored again.

Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?

Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn’t even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay’s life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.

The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over.

The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.

Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman’s head, out of reach of all team mates.

Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling,
‘Shay, run to first!, Run to first!’

Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base.

He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, ‘Run to second, run to second!’

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.

By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball . the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team.

He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher’s intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman’s head.

Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, ‘Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay’

Shay reached third base beca use the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, ‘Run to third! Shay, run to third!’

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, ‘Shay, run home! Run home!’

Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team

‘That day’, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, ‘the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world’.

Shay didn’t make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:

We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate.

The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

I didn’t just want to send this to people on my email list. This story should reach a far, far, wider audience and I hope it will.

Make the right choice. It’s easy. Really.

May your day be a Shay day.

Midweek humour

In Laughs on March 19, 2009 at 2:04 am

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favour?’

‘Of course child What may I do for you?’

‘Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?’

‘I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.’

‘With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.’

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, ‘Father, do you have anything to declare?’

‘From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.’

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, ‘And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?’

‘I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.’

Roaring with laughter, the official said, ‘Go ahead, Father. Next!’

Earth Hour

In Uncategorized on March 18, 2009 at 10:29 am

It’s coming up next Saturday. Last year, I was with the in-laws in Sydney. We joined the Sydneysiders and turned off the lights in our rented apartment for an hour then witnessed the beautifully peaceful vista of downtown Sydney cloaked in sparsely sprinkled twinkling lights.

This year, I’ll be home and am already itching to celebrate it somehow. Turning off the lights is the easy part. But what fun is that if we’re out and not home to enjoy candlelight. Maybe a pinch of friends, a dollop of games and a jug of laughter will make it all the more fun. Hmm… ideas for an e-invite are already streaming through my little blonde-grey cells….

Anyway, if you don’t know what Earth Hour is about, check it out:

Please, please join me and do your part by voting with your light switch. Earth’s your home too.

Music to my ears

In Simple pleasures, The small stuff on March 13, 2009 at 8:08 am

I know some people who can’t work in silence. Then there are others who are so uncomfortable with silence that they must constantly surround themselves with noise. Any noise. Is it any wonder that ‘white noise’ sells? Who would have ever thought one could market and sell ‘white noise’? How ridiculous is that? How brilliant is that? Amazing.

Have been doing some work for a friend’s little bookshop. They’re expanding by bringing in trade books ie books for people who want to learn something specific like Adobe Photo Shop for Macs, Marketing, Accounting etc; or maybe just want to read about how to be a better person and enhance their life skills. Their new shop opens next Sunday and I have been helping with design copies. Hmm. Been a while since I got the neurons in my right brain firing away but am relieved they sparked up after a bit of coaxing.

Anyway, back to my point about silence vs noise. While playing around with Ickles, I needed music. I’ve always found that my auditory senses needed stimulation while my brain tries to process. Hence the discovery of free internet radio stations as a gift from the wonderful world of the internet. Another brilliant invention. There is something surreal about listening to streaming radio from your PC/Mac and being transported back to another place in your memory simply through whatever ads they may be playing. Of course, I enjoy the music too. And it’s easy to pick a station that plays songs you like cos they’re all broken down into genres. Fantastic.

RooRadio has been keeping me company on Live365 recently and I am loving every free minute of it. Of course, being too lazy to register and pay for the full service means my music gets cut off after a while. But I’m ok with that. Makes me step away from the desk!

Sure wish I had one of these so I can listen to free music from anywhere in my house though… hint hint ;)

tivoli-int-radio-receiver